Attack of the Killer Boob

Attack of the Killer Boob

Attack of the Killer Boob

The executives told us to scrap it. They said it would ruin our reputation. The effects department insisted it was impossible. They told us it couldn’t be done within our $225 million budget. We did it anyway. See the feature you never knew you were waiting for your entire life.
Prepare yourself for…
…Attack of the Killer Boob.
(Not safe for work due to depictions of a giant killer boob.)

Perez Hilton Comes Out

Perez Hilton Comes Out

Perez Hilton Comes Out

Perez Hilton has come a long way from his humble yet loud celebrity blogging beginnings. While reportedly pulling in over a kazillion dollars a day by writing snide remarks about the stars, his crude doodle overlays on photos representing penises and ejaculate were beyond us, until we realized how fun it really can be. Here’s an exclusive shot we got of Perez ‘coming out’ of his shell.

The David Copperfield Conspiracy

The David Copperfield Conspiracy

The David Copperfield Conspiracy

We’re very excited to have booked a Destination Creation ‘field trip’ to fabulous Las Vegas. We were even more excited to have gotten seats for David Copperfield’s show, when we heard he was arrested for being involved in a creepy and bizarre conspiracy.

We knew it wasn’t his creative integration of Enigma and Genesis classics into his show that allowed him to mesmerize all the girls. But our theory crediting his beautiful, thick, flowing eyebrows was proven wrong when the studio was called on to touch up proofs for his new advertising campaign.

Head on a Spike: Paris Hilton

Head on a Spike: Paris Hilton

Head on a Spike: Paris Hilton
Thanks to your feedback, we are more than happy to present you with our first celebrity head, freshly skewered on a spike. While some of your suggestions were compelling, we didn’t want the hassles of the potential ‘implications’ that could have been caused by Bush and we just didn’t understand the Matt Damon request.

This depiction of Paris Hilton’s head on a spike should serve as a perfect, satisfying outlet for all.