Celebrity Shift

While Hillary Clinton’s true nature, as well as her ultimate objectives are open for debate, the mass media continues to spin her political dribble in only the most positive directions.

The following is an alternate explanation, clarifying Hillary’s role in Politics and presented in a view comprised of a bit of truth, some conspiracy theory and a fair share of speculation.

A few months ago, we released our first feature in our Reality Simpsons Study, depicting Homer as he would appear if he were a real person.

The purpose of this creative study was to find a happy median between the anatomical proportions of the cartoon characters and those of real human beings.

While some were intrigued, others were offended by the monstrosities resulting from our transformations of the entire family. However, everybody appeared to be creeped out, if not horrified by the ‘Simpsonoids’.

A possible glimpse into Uma Therman’s future 30 years from now.

While recently spending over $35 million on his new pad, having risen to 2nd in command in the Church of Scientology and splurging on another addition to his fighter squadron, Tom Cruise is living the life of many of his classic characters. The following speculates on how he may be implementing the skills of his secret agent roles in the real world.

It’s no secret that the media pushes unrealistic and unhealthy ideals on women’s bodies. With critics declaring Britney as being too fat to Keira being too thin, you would think that someone such as Jennifer Love Hewitt would be cast as a happy and healthy median.

Unfortunately, most are still in the dark regarding the truth behind the images you see in magazines, on billboards and even on television.
This secret, hidden in plain sight, is an illusion that people must see past in order to understand that these images are portrayals of extreme ideals and rarely reflect reality.

Perez Hilton has come a long way from his humble yet loud celebrity blogging beginnings. While reportedly pulling in over a kazillion dollars a day by writing snide remarks about the stars, his crude doodle overlays on photos representing penises and ejaculate were beyond us, until we realized how fun it really can be. Here’s an exclusive shot we got of Perez ‘coming out’ of his shell.