Where’s Paris Hilton’s funny mugshot? Her real one (below) looks more like a glamour shot.
Ever since we first saw Nick Nolte’s infamous mugshot, we’ve been craving more images of the like as celebrities are increasingly getting arrested for their incompentance.
Since the only noteworthy mug since Mr. Nolte’s has been this one of Rip Torn, we decided to take it upon ourselves to create a few celebrity mugshots we never knew we couldn’t miss.
29 thoughts on “Celebrity Mugshots You Never Knew You Couldn’t Miss”
The ear accessory is a nice touch
The stubble!! She really is a man !!
Some amazing stuff there…but don’t bring our queenie into this!!!
The queen is not a celebrity -_-
Paris looks like Barbara Streisand in this mugshot.
Don’t bring me into this
Wow. Those look great!
Pretty cool… What did queen do? I can read it YAY!
The Queen was a pretty funny touch, but still not cool to make fun of her.
That is HILARIOUS!
Oh, get over the Queen, that was one of the funniest one’s!
I bet if she saw it, she would even laugh.
Trump looks the same as always, ask his wife!
Lindsay, Paris and Jessica look like they purchased the same make-up that Tammy Faye use to wear (No disrespect to the late Tammy Faye, she was quite proud of her “special look”).
Fergie…dirty face, oh come on now!
LOVE THE SCARLET JOHANSSEN FREAKY LOOKING HALLOWEEN PICTURE. VERY COOL. THE KATIE PICTURE IS KILLER.
wot duz jessica simpsons saii????
idk what mine says… SHLT4BRALNS???
The Queen would never choose such louche mascara
SHIT FOR BRAINS! haha!
bahahah the queen, oh thats too bloody funnny aye, and ferie! haha hr stubble….
You guys i wish you would stop making fun of me its like so totally not fair just cuz i dnt no how to put a condom on doesnt mean you do
Haha these are funny! good ps skills ppl! make us proud putting talents to product world saving use lmao
I loved the picture of the queen, it’s what this country needs, a good kick up the arse . . .
who ever was the paris hilton commnt up there i know it wasnt u! but ur right give the ppl a break! i think ppl should go around messing u up! how would u guys like that?
the queen is the funnyist she would not like to see it
Haha, finally someone else who finds Fergie to look like a man!!! And the condom on Paris’ ear really makes the picture! haha!
linsey is the funniest it looks like shez on cokeain!!!
pure funny i love the condom on parirs ear
Patrick Swayze is still on here, I’m surprised. I tihnk the Lohan one is outrageously funny, looking so out of it as normal for her.
the aristocrat has been in aristocatfight!
I feel so sorry for the person due horrible face to PATRICK SWAYZE people don’t have any more compation for anything