Jennifer Love Hewitt’s Huge Spotlight

Jennifer Love Hewitt’s Huge Spotlight

Jennifer Love Hewitt’s Huge Spotlight
It’s no secret that the media pushes unrealistic and unhealthy ideals on women’s bodies. With critics declaring Britney as being too fat to Keira being too thin, you would think that someone such as Jennifer Love Hewitt would be cast as a happy and healthy median.

Unfortunately, most are still in the dark regarding the truth behind the images you see in magazines, on billboards and even on television.
This secret, hidden in plain sight, is an illusion that people must see past in order to understand that these images are portrayals of extreme ideals and rarely reflect reality.

Attack of the Killer Boob

Attack of the Killer Boob

Attack of the Killer Boob

The executives told us to scrap it. They said it would ruin our reputation. The effects department insisted it was impossible. They told us it couldn’t be done within our $225 million budget. We did it anyway. See the feature you never knew you were waiting for your entire life.
Prepare yourself for…
…Attack of the Killer Boob.
(Not safe for work due to depictions of a giant killer boob.)

Perez Hilton Comes Out

Perez Hilton Comes Out

Perez Hilton Comes Out

Perez Hilton has come a long way from his humble yet loud celebrity blogging beginnings. While reportedly pulling in over a kazillion dollars a day by writing snide remarks about the stars, his crude doodle overlays on photos representing penises and ejaculate were beyond us, until we realized how fun it really can be. Here’s an exclusive shot we got of Perez ‘coming out’ of his shell.

The David Copperfield Conspiracy

The David Copperfield Conspiracy

The David Copperfield Conspiracy

We’re very excited to have booked a Destination Creation ‘field trip’ to fabulous Las Vegas. We were even more excited to have gotten seats for David Copperfield’s show, when we heard he was arrested for being involved in a creepy and bizarre conspiracy.

We knew it wasn’t his creative integration of Enigma and Genesis classics into his show that allowed him to mesmerize all the girls. But our theory crediting his beautiful, thick, flowing eyebrows was proven wrong when the studio was called on to touch up proofs for his new advertising campaign.