Hollywood Diet: Katie Holmes
Keira Knightley isn’t the only starlet to be withering away. Below is a shot of Katie Holmes racing to catch up with the seemingly emerging Hollywood standard.
Sizing up Keira Knightley
Our recent feature, depicting an obviously overweight Britney during her VMA performance was more of a spoof on the media’s reaction than on Britney herself. However, several die-hard fans seemed to have overlooked our creative purpose here at DC.
We estimate that we digitally increased Britney’s weight by about 100 lbs. To be fair to both Britney, as well as her fans, we decided to create a similar instance of fattening up a celebrity who the media generally views as being on the other side of the weight spectrum.
Guess the Celebrity Clown
This artist has recently moved his performances into increasingly strange directions ever since he mounted the entertainment world’s highest horse. The absurdity of his off stage antics, rivalry and hyper-inflated ego seem to have manifested themselves on stage, mainly in the form non-functional eyewear that I think I saw in the movie, “Summer School” from 1987.
Don’t Leave Home without this Jelly
Exclusive shot of Karl Malden emerging from his Beyonce costume on the set of the latest American Express ad campaign.
Britney’s ‘Big’ Comeback
If you witnessed Britney’s disappointing performance at the ’07 VMA’s, you most likely saw it on television. For those of you who have high-definition sets, you may have clearly noticed that she’s put on a few lately. But even the most clearest of TV’s couldn’t provide you with the true picture.
Who’s Your Daddy?
While Eddie Murphy recently admitted to being the father of Scary Spice’s baby, Chris Rock was able to prove otherwise in a similar case, thanks to the miracle of DNA tests. Yet another paternity claim has since surfaced in Hollywood by an unknown woman. This anonymous woman has released the following photo of the baby, hoping the famous father will step forward.
Can you guess who the biological father is?