Bye-bye Panda: Malfunction of Cadie

Bye-bye Panda: Malfunction of Cadie

Bye-bye Panda: Malfunction of Cadie
On April 1st, Google announced the release of Cadie: Cognitive Autoheuristic Distributed-Intelligence Entity.

Cadie introduced herself on her own Youtube channel with several videos, standing by her authenticity.

While many declared Cadie to be an elaborate April fool’s day joke, we actually got our hands on the code that runs the artificial intelligence system. However, as you can see, all we were able to achieve was a horrid malfunction.

Sasha F***ing Crazy

Sasha F***ing Crazy

Sasha F***ing Crazy
Beyonce Knowles may have started off as a wholesome child of destiny, but it looks as if lately, destiny has all but abandoned her.
Left to fend for herself, Beyonce has been trying to renew her career – but instead, seems to be taking cues from Hanna Montana and Borat, by assuming her own alter-ego she calls ‘Sasha Fierce’. Her new persona may have started off fierce, but if you’ve seen her performances of late, they resemble Shakira on LSD during a hurricane, getting electrocuted.

Vincent Ramsay

Vincent Ramsay

Vincent Ramsay
Gordon Ramsay (Hell’s Kitchen, Kitchen Nightmares) has made a name for himself through his eccentric, compulsive and hot-headed approach to cuisine. As he continues to unleash his fury upon aspiring chefs working below him, many wonder what it would take to push him over the edge. A little known fact is that his twin brother, Vincent Ramsay, has already passed his tipping point. While Chef Gordon climbed the ladder of success, Vincent chose to remain a short order cook.