Beyonce Knowles may have started off as a wholesome child of destiny, but it looks as if lately, destiny has all but abandoned her.
Left to fend for herself, Beyonce has been trying to renew her career – but instead, seems to be taking cues from Hanna Montana and Borat, by assuming her own alter-ego she calls ‘Sasha Fierce’. Her new persona may have started off fierce, but if you’ve seen her performances of late, they resemble Shakira on LSD during a hurricane, getting electrocuted.
Through creative extrapolation, we estimate that within 2 years, Beyonce will be competing with Dakota Fanning’s world record for face-tattoos and Will Wheaton’s Gangster Rap comeback. With that kind of competition, ‘fierce’ simply won’t cut it – forcing Beyonce to upgrade her persona to ‘Sasha F***ing Crazy’, pictured below.
based on a Beyonce image via Mr. Skin