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Sasha F***ing Crazy

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Beyonce Knowles may have started off as a wholesome child of destiny, but it looks as if lately, destiny has all but abandoned her.
Left to fend for herself, Beyonce has been trying to renew her career – but instead, seems to be taking cues from Hanna Montana and Borat, by assuming her own alter-ego she calls ‘Sasha Fierce’. Her new persona may have started off fierce, but if you’ve seen her performances of late, they resemble Shakira on LSD during a hurricane, getting electrocuted.

Through creative extrapolation, we estimate that within 2 years, Beyonce will be competing with Dakota Fanning’s world record for face-tattoos and Will Wheaton’s Gangster Rap comeback. With that kind of competition, ‘fierce’ simply won’t cut it – forcing Beyonce to upgrade her persona to ‘Sasha F***ing Crazy’, pictured below.

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based on a Beyonce image via Mr. Skin

18 thoughts on “Sasha F***ing Crazy”

  1. Did you ever think that the reason why people go anorexic is because of peer pressure and “mean girls” and jerks in school and in their environment? It’s going back to Gandhi – trying to make a difference.

  2. DOES ANYBODY SPEAK ENGLISH ON HERE? HAVE YOU READ WHAT YOU ARE ALL WRITING? IT’S BEYONCE, A TALENTLESS PLAIN (cough, cough) POP STAR, WITH A VOICE THAT WORBLES BECAUSE SHE CAN’T HOLD A NOTE. SHE DOES’T LOVE YOU, SHE WANT’S YOUR MONEY FOR DOING SOMETHING AN ALLEY CAT CAN DO MUCH BETTER. IS SHE YOUR GIRLFRIEND? DO YOU LOVE HER? HAHAHA, WHY, SO SAD. COME ON PEOPLE, GET A LIFE. WE ARE MEANT TO COMMENT ON THE CREATIVITY OF ART HERE AND BEYONCE KIN’ KNOWLES IS NOT ART IN ANY WAY BUT THE PICTURE IS QUITE CLEAVER, DISPITE IT BEEN B.K. SHE LOOKS LIKE A PEACOCK IN DRAG. I RECKON THIS PICTURE SHOULD JUST BE OF THE BOOBS AND ON A TOTALLY DIFFERENT WEBSITE.
    No Peace.

  3. beyonce is a doll. when i say doll, i mean somtin sweet & beautifull. she is my role model & has made me proud. i love dat

  4. so fake that was at the 2007 golden globes and u can tell cus the hair line go up in the air and the nose piercing looks animated lips to big and make up fake look up beyonce 2007 goldn globes on google

  5. Beyonce is SATAN,for those who are BLIND. You are followers of the woman who sold her soul to the devil.The woman will probably be here for a very long time deceiving people who basically worship the ground she walks on.Lost people cry for her when she will always look down on you and make you kiss her feet.Nothing to do with being a hater, just basic truth.

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