Where’s Paris Hilton’s funny mugshot? Her real one (below) looks more like a glamour shot.
Ever since we first saw Nick Nolte’s infamous mugshot, we’ve been craving more images of the like as celebrities are increasingly getting arrested for their incompentance.
Since the only noteworthy mug since Mr. Nolte’s has been this one of Rip Torn, we decided to take it upon ourselves to create a few celebrity mugshots we never knew we couldn’t miss.
Donald Trump
Jessica Simpson
Fergie
Lindsay Lohan
Patrick Swayze
The Queen
July 19th, 2007 at 8:19 am
The ear accessory is a nice touch
July 19th, 2007 at 10:33 am
The stubble!! She really is a man !!
July 22nd, 2007 at 3:45 pm
Some amazing stuff there…but don’t bring our queenie into this!!!
July 31st, 2007 at 6:39 am
The queen is not a celebrity -_-
July 31st, 2007 at 10:50 am
Paris looks like Barbara Streisand in this mugshot.
July 31st, 2007 at 7:31 pm
Don’t bring me into this
September 12th, 2007 at 11:06 am
Wow. Those look great!
September 15th, 2007 at 7:05 pm
Pretty cool… What did queen do? I can read it YAY!
September 18th, 2007 at 7:29 am
The Queen was a pretty funny touch, but still not cool to make fun of her.
September 26th, 2007 at 1:12 pm
MEGA LOL!!!!!
That is HILARIOUS!
Oh, get over the Queen, that was one of the funniest one’s!
I bet if she saw it, she would even laugh.
Trump looks the same as always, ask his wife!
Lindsay, Paris and Jessica look like they purchased the same make-up that Tammy Faye use to wear (No disrespect to the late Tammy Faye, she was quite proud of her “special look”).
Fergie…dirty face, oh come on now!
September 27th, 2007 at 12:58 am
LOVE THE SCARLET JOHANSSEN FREAKY LOOKING HALLOWEEN PICTURE. VERY COOL. THE KATIE PICTURE IS KILLER.
October 26th, 2007 at 2:32 am
wot duz jessica simpsons saii????
:/
December 22nd, 2007 at 6:26 pm
idk what mine says… SHLT4BRALNS???
April 15th, 2008 at 8:34 am
The Queen would never choose such louche mascara
April 24th, 2008 at 12:01 am
SHIT FOR BRAINS! haha!
September 1st, 2008 at 5:27 am
bahahah the queen, oh thats too bloody funnny aye, and ferie! haha hr stubble….
November 13th, 2008 at 10:35 am
You guys i wish you would stop making fun of me its like so totally not fair just cuz i dnt no how to put a condom on doesnt mean you do
November 13th, 2008 at 10:38 am
lol
December 6th, 2008 at 6:12 pm
Haha these are funny! good ps skills ppl! make us proud putting talents to product world saving use lmao
February 1st, 2009 at 4:42 pm
I loved the picture of the queen, it’s what this country needs, a good kick up the arse . . .
February 20th, 2009 at 6:04 pm
who ever was the paris hilton commnt up there i know it wasnt u! but ur right give the ppl a break! i think ppl should go around messing u up! how would u guys like that?
June 23rd, 2009 at 8:16 pm
the queen is the funnyist she would not like to see it
July 4th, 2009 at 8:41 pm
Haha, finally someone else who finds Fergie to look like a man!!! And the condom on Paris’ ear really makes the picture! haha!
August 15th, 2009 at 1:24 pm
linsey is the funniest it looks like shez on cokeain!!!
September 18th, 2009 at 2:24 pm
pure funny i love the condom on parirs ear
December 20th, 2009 at 4:53 pm
LOL@Queen
August 24th, 2010 at 2:56 pm
Patrick Swayze is still on here, I’m surprised. I tihnk the Lohan one is outrageously funny, looking so out of it as normal for her.
September 8th, 2010 at 9:52 am
the aristocrat has been in aristocatfight!
April 16th, 2012 at 5:21 pm
I feel so sorry for the person due horrible face to PATRICK SWAYZE people don’t have any more compation for anything