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Where’s Paris Hilton’s funny mugshot? Her real one (below) looks more like a glamour shot.

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Ever since we first saw Nick Nolte’s infamous mugshot, we’ve been craving more images of the like as celebrities are increasingly getting arrested for their incompentance.
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Since the only noteworthy mug since Mr. Nolte’s has been this one of Rip Torn, we decided to take it upon ourselves to create a few celebrity mugshots we never knew we couldn’t miss.

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Donald Trump

Donald Trump

Jessica Simpson

Jessica Simpson

Fergie

Fergie

Lindsay Lohan

Lindsay Lohan

Patrick Swayze

Patrick Swayze

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The Queen


29 Replies on “Celebrity Mugshots You Never Knew You Couldn’t Miss”

  1. Mattie Says:

    The ear accessory is a nice touch

  2. Jcee Says:

    The stubble!! She really is a man !!

  3. Dmonz Says:

    Some amazing stuff there…but don’t bring our queenie into this!!!

  4. JC Says:

    The queen is not a celebrity -_-

  5. Fark Says:

    Paris looks like Barbara Streisand in this mugshot.

  6. Queen Says:

    Don’t bring me into this

  7. Service Says:

    Wow. Those look great!

  8. Bitch Says:

    Pretty cool… What did queen do? I can read it YAY!

  9. Captain-Banana Says:

    The Queen was a pretty funny touch, but still not cool to make fun of her.

  10. Lori Says:

    MEGA LOL!!!!!
    That is HILARIOUS!
    Oh, get over the Queen, that was one of the funniest one’s!
    I bet if she saw it, she would even laugh.
    Trump looks the same as always, ask his wife!
    Lindsay, Paris and Jessica look like they purchased the same make-up that Tammy Faye use to wear (No disrespect to the late Tammy Faye, she was quite proud of her “special look”).
    Fergie…dirty face, oh come on now!

  11. NANI Says:

    LOVE THE SCARLET JOHANSSEN FREAKY LOOKING HALLOWEEN PICTURE. VERY COOL. THE KATIE PICTURE IS KILLER.

  12. wassup Says:

    wot duz jessica simpsons saii????

    :/

  13. J-SIMP Says:

    idk what mine says… SHLT4BRALNS???

  14. Pasty Muncher Says:

    The Queen would never choose such louche mascara

  15. puppy Says:

    SHIT FOR BRAINS! haha!

  16. Beth Says:

    bahahah the queen, oh thats too bloody funnny aye, and ferie! haha hr stubble….

  17. Paris Hilton Says:

    You guys i wish you would stop making fun of me its like so totally not fair just cuz i dnt no how to put a condom on doesnt mean you do

  18. Jess Says:

    lol

  19. Tbones Says:

    Haha these are funny! good ps skills ppl! make us proud putting talents to product world saving use lmao

  20. Mike Bishop Says:

    I loved the picture of the queen, it’s what this country needs, a good kick up the arse . . .

  21. emily Says:

    who ever was the paris hilton commnt up there i know it wasnt u! but ur right give the ppl a break! i think ppl should go around messing u up! how would u guys like that?

  22. jake Says:

    the queen is the funnyist she would not like to see it

  23. Heidi Says:

    Haha, finally someone else who finds Fergie to look like a man!!! And the condom on Paris’ ear really makes the picture! haha!

  24. essie may Says:

    linsey is the funniest it looks like shez on cokeain!!!

  25. essie Says:

    pure funny i love the condom on parirs ear

  26. goo Says:

    LOL@Queen

  27. JH Says:

    Patrick Swayze is still on here, I’m surprised. I tihnk the Lohan one is outrageously funny, looking so out of it as normal for her.

  28. av Says:

    the aristocrat has been in aristocatfight!

  29. maribel garcia Says:

    I feel so sorry for the person due horrible face to PATRICK SWAYZE people don’t have any more compation for anything

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