Celebrity Mugshots You Never Knew You Couldn’t Miss

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Where’s Paris Hilton’s funny mugshot? Her real one (below) looks more like a glamour shot.

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Ever since we first saw Nick Nolte’s infamous mugshot, we’ve been craving more images of the like as celebrities are increasingly getting arrested for their incompentance.
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Since the only noteworthy mug since Mr. Nolte’s has been this one of Rip Torn, we decided to take it upon ourselves to create a few celebrity mugshots we never knew we couldn’t miss.

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Donald Trump

Donald Trump

Jessica Simpson

Jessica Simpson

Fergie

Fergie

Lindsay Lohan

Lindsay Lohan

Patrick Swayze

Patrick Swayze

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The Queen

29 thoughts on “Celebrity Mugshots You Never Knew You Couldn’t Miss”

  1. MEGA LOL!!!!!
    That is HILARIOUS!
    Oh, get over the Queen, that was one of the funniest one’s!
    I bet if she saw it, she would even laugh.
    Trump looks the same as always, ask his wife!
    Lindsay, Paris and Jessica look like they purchased the same make-up that Tammy Faye use to wear (No disrespect to the late Tammy Faye, she was quite proud of her “special look”).
    Fergie…dirty face, oh come on now!

  2. You guys i wish you would stop making fun of me its like so totally not fair just cuz i dnt no how to put a condom on doesnt mean you do

  3. who ever was the paris hilton commnt up there i know it wasnt u! but ur right give the ppl a break! i think ppl should go around messing u up! how would u guys like that?

  4. Haha, finally someone else who finds Fergie to look like a man!!! And the condom on Paris’ ear really makes the picture! haha!

  5. Patrick Swayze is still on here, I’m surprised. I tihnk the Lohan one is outrageously funny, looking so out of it as normal for her.

  6. I feel so sorry for the person due horrible face to PATRICK SWAYZE people don’t have any more compation for anything

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