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\nBeyonce Knowles may have started off as a wholesome child of destiny, but it looks as if lately, destiny has all but abandoned her.
\nLeft to fend for herself, Beyonce has been trying to renew her career – but instead, seems to be taking cues from Hanna Montana and Borat, by assuming her own alter-ego she calls ‘Sasha Fierce’. Her new persona may have started off fierce, but if you’ve seen her performances of late, they resemble Shakira on LSD during a hurricane, getting electrocuted.
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\nThrough creative extrapolation, we estimate that within 2 years, Beyonce will be competing with Dakota Fanning’s world record for face-tattoos and Will Wheaton’s Gangster Rap comeback. With that kind of competition, ‘fierce’ simply won’t cut it – forcing Beyonce to upgrade her persona to ‘Sasha F***ing Crazy’, pictured below.<\/p>\n

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