How not to find love online.
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Images of Jesus, the Virgin Mary and the Flying Spaghetti Monster are often reported to appear as eerie images on frying pans, toast, tree trunks and chest hair.  While such apparitions may be attributed to a phenomenon called Pareidolia, a Toronto man finally discovers Jesus in a saucepan, blowing away previous sightings.
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What we may have to resort to, once the world runs out of bullets…
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Angelina Jolie may represent the pinnacle of today’s standards of beauty, but even she has a long way to go to reach the ideals that our superficial society craves. Since these cravings have evolved around airbrushed media, illusions of Hollywood and unrealistic perfection, the ideal Angelina is in truth, made of the same unnatural material from which her perceived perfection originates. See the full creation »

While Hillary Clinton’s true nature, as well as her ultimate objectives are open for debate, the mass media continues to spin her political dribble in only the most positive directions.

The following is an alternate explanation, clarifying Hillary’s role in Politics and presented in a view comprised of a bit of truth, some conspiracy theory and a fair share of speculation.
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Hollywood continues to evolve into a full-blown circus. The clowns carrying out the never ending antics, while feeding the minds of gossip hounds are increasingly abandoning their traditional makeup for more drastic solutions. Today’s iconic beauties generally consist of airbrushed, photoshopped and washed out depictions that penetrate, invade and distort our natural notions of aesthetics.

When encountering similar sights of the ideal in the real world, you’ll be sure that many of the idols are supported in their stature by mounds of silicone. Driven by the seemingly crucial need to portray false perfection, more and more stars are morphing into the illusive results of creative, surgical hackery.

While cosmetic surgery can produce stunning results, their limitations are set by the extent of ugliness of the subject in question. Luckily, through the use of digital technology, we can present the following study that augments celebrities in a manner that exceeds the limitations of mere physical surgery.

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